First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
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You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
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YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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