How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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