All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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