Me too!
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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