ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
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Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
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You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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