It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
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I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
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I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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