She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
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Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
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we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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