So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
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Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
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I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
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