I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
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