I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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