A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I'm sorry my penis didn't work
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
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If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
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My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
Enjoy the penises
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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