Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
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He felt like a one man threesome
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
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I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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