And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I touched a dick in church today
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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