all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
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He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
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The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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