Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
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