It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
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