marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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