Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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