There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
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