I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
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