That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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