What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
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Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
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I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.