K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
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I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
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Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
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