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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'

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• (662): View more from Mississippi

  We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.

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• (808): View more from Hawaii

  In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.

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• (662): View more from Mississippi

  he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.

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