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  (586): View more from Michigan

  He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.

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  (586 ): He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow. http://tfl.nu/hatb
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  (972): View more from Texas

  **i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**

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  (972): **i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS** http://tfl.nu/fjtm
  Replies (58) Good night (1876) Bad night (4359)
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  (304): View more from West Virginia

  You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".

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  (304): You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces". http://tfl.nu/rjzc
  Replies (5) Good night (4021) Bad night (1249)
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  (704): View more from North Carolina

  She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock

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  (704): She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock http://tfl.nu/w4aw
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  (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.

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  (403): Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear. http://tfl.nu/rnay
  Replies (1) Good night (2353) Bad night (807)
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  (313): View more from Michigan

  Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...

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  (313): Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts... http://tfl.nu/l45c
  Replies (6) Good night (2223) Bad night (1925)
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  (919): View more from North Carolina

  Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.

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  (919): Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home. http://tfl.nu/79vz
  Replies (9) Good night (1554) Bad night (1288)
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  (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.

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  (832): I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water. http://tfl.nu/tyil
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  (310): View more from California

  Can we just ponder our lives for a second.

  (818): View more from California

  No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.

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  (310): Can we just ponder our lives for a second. (818): No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles. http://tfl.nu/vtnc
  Replies (8) Good night (2261) Bad night (971)
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  (507): View more from Minnesota

  You used the best tools you had at your disposal.

  (651): View more from Minnesota

  Slutty, slutty tools.

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  (507): You used the best tools you had at your disposal. (651): Slutty, slutty tools. http://tfl.nu/m6kb
  Replies (9) Good night (2003) Bad night (659)
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  (504): View more from Louisiana

  I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...

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  (504): I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off... http://tfl.nu/wbci
  Replies (11) Good night (2295) Bad night (710)
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  (703): View more from Virginia

  we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.

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  (703): we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome. http://tfl.nu/tn3b
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  (716): View more from New York

  BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch

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  (716): BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch http://tfl.nu/tu7j
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  (815): View more from Illinois

  Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"

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  (815): Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!" http://tfl.nu/ep20
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  (503): View more from Oregon

  Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?

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  (503): Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple? http://tfl.nu/ih8q
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