Are we in a gay sports bar?
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
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Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
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I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
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