3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
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just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
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I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.