that's an acceptable place to lick
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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