Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
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He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
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My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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