i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
There r osticjed everywhere
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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