Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
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I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
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They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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