Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
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I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
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Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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