what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
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Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
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Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
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