Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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