What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
Randomize
