nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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