honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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