you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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