Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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