I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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