Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
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Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
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I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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