i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
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Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
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I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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