Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
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