Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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