All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
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