I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Randomize
