then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
she smelled like a LAN party
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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