Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Also, beer. Big fan.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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