Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
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YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
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I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
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