who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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