I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
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I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
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Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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