its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
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Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
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Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
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