Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
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I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
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I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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