Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
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