i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
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I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
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you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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