Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
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She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
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Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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