Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I'm in a cab, in a strange city, and my driver looks like he's going to eat me. My facebook password is **** I want you to have the one thing I hold dearest to my heart.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?