U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
He had some BAD nuttage
It's like cleavage......... but different
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
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vagina is talking i cant
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
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my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off