quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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