i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
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In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
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There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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