omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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