Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
Randomize
